ISO 306: Kirkland Cryo Six-Pack

Will we be able to freeze ourselves until a cure for the mysterious diseases that will cut our lives short are found? Probably not, but we meet a guy with a really weird way of picking up women.

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ISO 305: Happy Jack

This week, Oliver is in his glory as we discuss Jack The Ripper. Was he a member of the British Royal family (Jack, that is, not Oliver)? Was he a Freemason? Was he suffering from erectile dysfunction? All we really know is that he got away with murder.

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ISO 304: Gramps With Cramps

On this episode, we go in search of water. Seriously, people who use sticks and rods to find water underground, and sometimes convulse uncontrollably while doing it. We also see some really dubious "experiments" that do nothing to prove anything and learn that 40% is...good?

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ISO 303: Twin Gynos and Supertrees

This week, the gang discusses cloning as we meet a pair of twin gynecologists, a guy who shoots defenseless trees, and a mouse with six parents. This sounds like something you might watch on MTV, but it's not. It's In Search Of...

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ISO 302: Twisting The Night Away

Great, another weather channel episode. Leonard decides that tornadoes aren't scary enough, so he has to call them "killer tornadoes". This episode should not be confused with a really bad B-movie from around the same time. We do meet an overgrown AV club in this episode.

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ISO 301: Can I Get That With Sprinkles?

Here we go again! Season 3 is upon us and we are back. This week, we look at "UFO Captives" which you might have guessed is about alien abductees. We meet a very special character this week who claims to be a doctor. We also learn about "hypnotic regression" which is...well, my mom always if I can't say something nice...

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ISO Season 2 Wrap-Up Show

This week we take a final look at Season 2 and hand out our awards. It's a long episode, so buckle up, kids.

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Kay Hoffman Woo Awards:
Jasen: Astrology
Steve: Astrology
Oliver: Astrology

Worst Episode:
Jasen: Secrets of Life
Steve: Secrets of Life
Oliver: Hurricanes

Carl Sagan Voice Of Reason Episode:
Jasen: None
Steve: Dead Sea Scrolls
Oliver: Man Who Would Not Die (Peter Reill)

Ultimate Character:
Jasen: Elizabeth Clare-Prophet
Steve: Alarista
Oliver: Anna Anderson/Anastasia

Best Episode:
Jasen: Anastasia
Steve: Anastasia
Oliver: Anastasia/Michael Rockefeller

Love To Hate Episode:
Jasen: Firewalkers
Steve: The Man Who Would Not Die
Oliver: Witch Doctors

Turtleneck Rating (1 to 5):
Jasen: 2.5
Steve: 2
Oliver: 3